How About some FLWs that I wrote? and those submitted to me.  Most of these are Rifts based, but can apply to many games...
 

• Where did the guy carrying the healing postions go?
• But I just bought this, I don't even know who Bob is!
• I push the Red Button
• Aliens?  Like that weather ballon thing?
• Where do all these freaking mutants come from?!?
• Why is this guy changing shape?
• Wow, I knew I should have taken Impervious to Cold...
• We're in a jungle? I don't need to Prowl, There lots of noise...
• Where'd that spare clip go?
• Why can't we fight the Dragon?
• What do you mean the monitor is unpluged?  I'm looking at www.666.aol.com...
• I could use another 3 units...
• His body seems to be made of steel?  What a dorky outfit, I'll stab him with my survival knife...
• This sucks, lets go kill something...
• (To Akane) I know where you pull you mallets from...
• The vamires came from the *River*?!?!
• They'll let me use their account...
• I write a weird letter and sign someone elses name...
• I moon the guy with the gun...
• I don't need any math skills, other the counting my shots!
• It's just a letter...
• Where are these Black Rose Petals coming from?
• I want to hitch a lift with the Heart of Gold...
• Why is the ground shaking?
• Come'on don't sulk, let me just fix up that nasty cut...
• Why is our Coalition Congress representive laughing hystericly?
• Darn cargo planes, Buzzing us all the time... (Can you say gunship boys and girls?)
• (to an MiB) Sure I saw that light in the sky last night...
• How'd they reconize me?
• Plasma Bottle? Is that like a water bottle? I uncork it and take a swig...
• Monsters?  those aren't real...
• He looks like he's covered in creatures, and natural growths?  And appears unarmed?  I think I'll kill him with my sword...
• Why is it windy all of the sudden?
• Borgs ain't too tough.
• Why didn't my Boom Gun kill it?
• No job is too tough!
• Wow, that's a lot of mecha...
• How big was that demon?!
• I wish this rain would stop... (the rain was keeping vampires away)
• My, it *did* get foggy all of the sudden didn't it?
• Where'd she go?
• Don't shoot me!
• Killer Lawyers? that has to be a rumor.
• I hit him with his Calculus book...
• What's a 'Plasma Cannon'?
• I'll smash their religous symbol with my mace...
• They blow up Planets!?!?
• I want more Exp!
• Well as your prowling up on this guy your pager goes off...
• A flying Cow!  Must be an illusion, cows don't fly...
• Where did all those missles come from?
• OK I want a Rune Railgun with the symbotic attachment to attune it to me, and oh yeah, I want to be able to fire it one handed...  (ZAP!  Sound of munchkin frying on the floor)
• Armed guards at the gate, I'll conceal my Mini-missle launcher...
• I see a Raptor ahead?  Hehe, I take careful aim at it's head...
• How Many Dragons?!?
• I shoot the politician.
• I ignore the rustle...
• Guys in black armor? Hmmm... I can see skulls all over there equipment?  Hmmm...
• Why is the shop owner looking at us and grinning?
• Ha, all cops are corrupt!
• Why do I need the Literacy Skill?
• Nobody followed us...
• Ha, My clip has Ramjet Bullets... (before meeting concealed Body Armor)
• My helo's armored, I fly through barrage of 7.62mm fire...
• I see the police?  Spray and Pray!
• Oh, its just a cargo plane, we'll let it get close and then blast it...
• Dragon Pool?  Cool, as a Dragon Hunter I'm sure I'll love this place...
• "Thwack?  What did I run into?" - A dead guy driving
• I'll never sumbit to IC coding!  Death to the Coalition!
• What do you mean, I'm out of missles?
• Why'd she bite my tounge?
• Wow, This 50' demon looks pissed...
• Ha, No Mercy!
• That's OK I have 98% Pilot...
• Aw, that's easy...
• Heheheheh...
• I burn the hospital...
• Scars on her body?  I offer to help...
• What was that falling on my head? (it wasn't rain...)
• I expel all of my PPE...
• (to an Apok) Man that mask is ulgy!
• How many shells do I have left?
• I stop walking...
• A pistol with a 2'' bore?  How can I tell the bore is 2''?
• A giant bear?  In *Coalition* armor?!?
• Why are these rats following us?
• A spidery starship?  I hail it and use the name Kosh...
• Ha, in the forest I'm invisible!
• My gun's bigger!  Oh, maybe not...
• (In space or underwater) What's that sucking sound...
• PC-"I pull out my closest holy symbol and show it to the entity"

GM-"OK you grab a statue of Shiva and the entity the entity screams and attacks you."
• I pull out my copy of the Satanic Bible...
• PC-"I squirt him,"

GM-"The angry and wet demon charges you..."
• Why can't I hit him?
• I can parry *anything*
• Where's that 15mm head?!?!  Damn I left the metrics at home so I could carry this stupid stepladder!
• What do you mean you left the Jackhammer back at camp!?
• I lie in wait in my trench for the Glitterboy to get real close...
• Just a little kid, with wires sticking out of his head?
• Everything was fine when I left...
• I can fire this gun!
• (in TMNT) That's not a man, he's a Chicken!
• Why didn't you guys take the Paramedic skill?
• What do you mean, our medivac was shot down?
• I try and lift the Anti-Gravity Genator with my Gravity\Maunlipation power...
• A beautiful woman asks me to bed?  Hell Ya I'm going!
• Who are you calling Longwinded!
• What did that sign say?
• Where'd she hide that gun?!?
• She pulls out *Lipstick*!  I laugh and say "How woman-like!"
• Why'd that .45 pistol hurt me?
• Policy, smholicy, I'll post it anyways...
• I try and seduce the princess...
• Why are these burgers green...
• They're from the Goverment, they must be the goood guys...
• Where is my armor, and who gave me this white Robe?
• She Bit ME!
• A belt-fed rocket launcher...  Must be fake...
• I try and seduce the old lady with all the books...
• He's shiny?  I shoot him...
• Dumb guy with a Briefcase handcuffed to his wrist!  I pick the lock when he falls asleep...
• Where'd that mallet come from?
• I'll kick the giant in the shin...
• Go ahead and drop you bomb...
• I fly *really* close to the bulidings...
• What does 00 mean on a Demolitions Disposal roll?
• I Aim for the Red Cross on the cowards helicopter as they retreat...
• He's unarmored? Hehe, I'll leave him till last...
• Its just a simple matter of keeping the peace in a township that's half-asleep to begin with... (by Talis D. Merrill)
• If we kill ALL of them, the problem's solved, and who's to know any better? (by Talis D. Merrill)
• I wonder who this cute girl is?
• If I'm wearing bright pink, no one will shoot at me because I'll Be Someone Else's Problem
• Who are these freaks in Hunter Orange?
• What do you mean i could climb down the barrel of his gun?
• I know this tunnel is metal, but what are these spiraling grooves in the walls?
• Go Faster!
• Psionics and Fighters can't cross-class...
• Why won't this thing fire!
• Ha, Vampires can't touch me with this power...
• Ressurection, we don need no stinkin' ressurection...
• Where's the Captain?
• A mushroom cloud, hmm, I inhale and try to get high... (hippie Char)
• Well, just pretend I'm playing there...
• I wanna get bionics...
• (hatchling dragon) I Stick my tounge out at the guy with Lizard like skulls all over his armor...
• I open The Briefcase...
• A GlitterBoy, a RDF Destroid, and and Valkyrie from Macross II are attacking my Sonic Speed Charecter?
• Mines can't get me, I'm in a hover tank!
• Why did they fire smoke missles at us? (Posion gas anyone?)
• I'll never need my air filter...
• Running hotdogs can't be that bad...
• PC:  "No, I don't have a Giger conuter or Envirmoetal armor..."

GM:  "You see a field of glass ahead of you..."
• Where'd that Brodkil go?
• Never heard of you...
• Sure I'll step through the Rift...
• He's only armed with a pistol? I'll wait for him to run out of ammo...
• I palm the Ace of Spades...
• The monster looks like a Brodkil with wings?  Ah Brodkil are easy to kill...
• I go to Fort Knox in a tank to rob it and give the money to Palladium...
• Wow, that ship is *Big*!  They have cool red sails and neat bodywork!  Lets go over there! (demon ship)
• So that was a GlitterBoy...
• He's still not here?  Oh well we'll wait another 10 minutes...
• PC:  "I see 500 Zentradi ?  OK I turn on my tape of Minmei..."

GM:  Rick Hunter goes insane and blasts your ship while screaming 'If I can't have you, no one can!'
• What do you mean we're out of gas?
• Why is it hovering in front of us?
• I'm going to ignore the dumb blind guy and go ahead...
• Um, why is that hooded guy sharpening an axe?
• A 15' tall Orange demon is behind me? What are you smoking?
• Didn't we kill this thing last week?
• Ha, Klingons suck!
• Hmmm, I hear dinosaur tastes like chicken...
• Look at All the pretty Red lights...
• I spit in his face...